What is the definition of Longer Vision Enhancing Techniques?

"Longer Vision Enhancing Techniques" are the fancy, futuristic ways we try to make our eyes work overtime, like supercharging them with tech wizardry. Imagine trying to read that old comic book with your new "vision enhancing glasses." They might magnify the text but also make you squint so hard your eyeballs want to fold back in their sockets, or worse, start looking like they're trying to peek through a pair of magnifying glass with a hairbrush.

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Example sentence: "With our latest 'Longer Vision Enhancing Techniques,' I can now read the entire tomes of 'Alice in Wonderland' without blinking, but my cat's got better eyesight for sneaking up on me."